If one believes that they would be attractive as a pterodactyl, then they are an autodinophile.

If you need to protect your head or keep warm, a traffic cone is just as useful as any hard hat or winter cap.

It's only considered malware if it causes harm. Otherwise, it is called buenoware.

Though you are not allowed to default on student loans, you can, however, southpaw on them.

All the world’s a stage and we are merely crisis actors.

Why use a weighted blanket when you could sleep under a pile if cinder blocks instead?

Crossdressing is where you cosplay as Jesus.

The probiotics of the future will be called antibiotics.

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